That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Skateboardmug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Sloth《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Skateboard《¤》Is《¤》Greed《¤》mug. by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018
Get the skateboardingmug. p0$3r: Aye diylain, what kinda board is that it’s sexyy as fuck
d!¥LA!n: It’s a Welcome Skateboards deck fucker
d!¥LA!n: It’s a Welcome Skateboards deck fucker
by diylain November 10, 2019
Get the Welcome Skateboardsmug. by BigDInTheHouse December 14, 2022
Get the skateboardsmug. So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one
by A person who skateboards April 8, 2020
Get the Skateboardmug. Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee
Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!
That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg
Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!
That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg
by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021
Get the Skateboardmug.