Mishovy Silenosti

Has horrible teeth

Will never get a girlfriend

Misha has an acceptable youtube channel with many weird and strange and by far CRINGEY! videos.

If you see Misha in real life RUN!!!!!

Has the worst teeth on the planet (I know Its above but IDC)
What you should do in case this happens

(not really tho)

Stay away from Misha

I play pokemon go everyday- Misha

girl- OMG my new boyfriend is Mishovy Silenosti!!

Friend- *shoots girl with gun*

Friend- you should be thanking me... I saved you

Misha- I HAVE HORRIBLE TEETH AND IM OBBESSED WITH POOP!! DATE ME!

by random76 October 9, 2020

silent morning

A morning in which is free of talking from the girl you just boned the night before.
or
a morning where you wake up and find out the girl has left...leaving the room quiet and peaceful

"Man, last night I boned this boom broad and the next morning she smiled at me and then eventually left. No hassles, no strings attached...was the best silent morning I ever had"

by Don Stefano July 29, 2008

Silentdeaths

A cool-down "whore" in World of Warcraft. He will do anything to beat you in a duel, even lag enough to be the reason he didn't win.

Slientdeaths is really super, well, Silentdeaths.
"Oh mah Gawd ! Nightslaya Chestpiece!"
"Watermelon........MMM MMM GOOD!"

by Robobie October 26, 2006

Silent Alarm

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

by Victor Lewis November 7, 2007

Silent-Laugh Mode

The state one enters during a fit of uncontrollable silent laughter.

"Did you hear what happened to Stacy's cat?
"haha yeah I told Steve and he immediately went into silent-laugh mode..."

by jps442200 November 22, 2011

Strong and silent type

A man of few words. Someone who is quiet, observant, loyal, and loves fiercely. Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka of the Ouran Host Club is one such man. Extremely good looking and caring, but not prone to conversation. If he shows emotion, you know something is wrong. The strong and silent type is... well, just that. Strong and silent.

Girl 1: Mari-Senpai is sooo cute!! I wonder how I can get him to notice me...
Girl 2: I know! It's hard to figure out what he's thinking.
Girl 1: Yeah, he's a true strong and silent type.
**collective sigh**

by Kivster;) June 27, 2017

silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by Mr. Dick Tater. Players may call him any variation of the words dick, and potato. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by Mr. Tallywhacker Beerfries. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. Players must raise their hand and be called on by Mr. Penis Potato. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms.. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.

Paul: Hey, lets play silent football!

Group: HELL YEAH! I'm sick of contact.

Paul: I call Dick-tater. Customary tip of the hat!

Group: customary tip of the hat

Paul: Customary shaloob

Group: Customary shaloob

Paul: The ball is now in play, all rules are now in effect.

by Matthew Raymond Keller October 10, 2008