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The mortar that holds up society; the bricks that build our nation; the shingles that keep out the rains of prejudice; the dam that holds back the waterfall of hate; the warmth that warms the coldest of hearts; the light that brightens the darkest of souls; the tongue unites blood and crip
Man 1: The world sucks
Man 2: At least we have Lev Sucking Cock
by Mildred cums October 11, 2018
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by swagtastic light January 26, 2021
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Necrophiliac sucking toes

Someone who likes to have sexual intercourse with dead bodies and sucking on there toes.
"oh did you hear the other day Oliver is a necrophiliac sucking toes which means be has sex with a dead body I also found out he sucks there toes dead or alive"
by Oliver bregazzi December 28, 2021
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Dick sucking hoebag

A dick sucking hoebag, is a person who sucks a lot of dick while also already being a hoebag.
Example: Kendra: damn Andrea, you already a hoebag, now you sucking dick like no tomorrow. You’re a real dick sucking hoebag.
by Thatgurl_ January 2, 2023
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What a shocking bad hat!

Victorian slang. Often used by street urchins before knocking your hat into the gutter.
"What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.
by Dupliciglot June 19, 2015
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Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!
by Texas Shithouse Poet August 12, 2019
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Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"
by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020
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