shart

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies

after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere

by hand of October 25, 2019

Shart

When someone needs to fart and they try to hold the fart but instead they accidentally pass gas and the fart turns into a combination of shit and fart.

Logan:Bro did you hear Mary passed a shart today in class
Tyler:Oh damn she nasty

by UrPinkyToe August 31, 2020

Shart

The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.

Darcy's shart was so explosive it ruined his tighty whiteys and favourite pair or trousers.

by ryguy365 September 14, 2019

Shart

To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell

Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell

Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts

Anna: ew...

by barney September 26, 2023

Shart

A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.

Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.

by sillybillyboy March 17, 2014

shart

when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)

me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED

nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight

i just sharted in class

by Pundyne July 04, 2019

Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

by Aussiestereotypes April 09, 2020