ASSA SCROTUM

A boy who has brown hair, is typically short, and his voice is so high pitched it sounds like a dolphin. He tells everyone that he’s straight but is secretly gay.

“Is that guys name asa Odom?”
“No it’s assa scrotum!”

by Im.Thiccc October 26, 2017

Scrotum Fuck

When a man slits another man’s scrotum and proceeds to have sex with it.

Jim:I scrotum fucked Jahndy so hard last night!
Jayson: No way!

by Big boi42069 June 22, 2020

scrotum lagoon

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.

Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!

by Minxy Noodle December 15, 2011

scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

scrotum jones

Male prostitute / Elias

My name is scrotum Jones

by Kush Dealer March 16, 2017

Naive Scrotum

what your brother calls you when you fucked up badly

No! We're not going, you naive scrotum!

by garrett's dumb face April 20, 2017