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Scooter Chav

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019
mugGet the Scooter Chavmug.

scooter bumping

The act of giving a girl with pig-tails anal in the doggy style position while riding her in a circle and pulling on her hair like reins.
"See her? She's into scooter bumping."
by MasterScootScoot March 3, 2014
mugGet the scooter bumpingmug.

scooter dump

Scooter dump is a random selection of photos of someone’s life and their perception of it posted as content on Instagram. It’s like having a look through someone’s phone photo gallery.
Look at Lola’s scooter dump, it’s dope lit. Nice pics of a nice time. Challas.
by Lill Henk 050 March 7, 2022
mugGet the scooter dumpmug.

handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
mugGet the handicapped-scootersmug.

Scooter girl

A girl who rides her electric scooter in the Garage and falls
Hey guys I’m gonna ride my scooter
Omg it’s scooter girl
by Allaisha July 29, 2023
mugGet the Scooter girlmug.

Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.
“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night
by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018
mugGet the Scooter pornmug.

Scooter Mail

The act of sending a child on a scooter to pickup, deliver something to a neighbor,friend or store to deliver or pick something up.
Thanks for the"milk delivery via scooter mail I was hanging out for a ""coffee
by 2hot2handel3636 October 7, 2012
mugGet the Scooter Mailmug.

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