A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,
"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!
...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!
...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010
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2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.
3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.
3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
1. JK Rowling is a genius!
2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*
3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*
3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
by SongGirl August 28, 2013
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when ur name is Wolf and you can row better than someone named James or Philo. But they are way bigger... the solution is to row extra fucking hard so u grow twice as fast.
Philo: "how do you row AND grow faster then me?"
Wolf: "I use the famous tactic: Rowingforgrowing so i grow extra fast"
Philo: "dude u are so smart omg"
Wolf: "I use the famous tactic: Rowingforgrowing so i grow extra fast"
Philo: "dude u are so smart omg"
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by ncsu3136 March 8, 2014
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by Nutmegthegreat March 31, 2015
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Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"
2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.
J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"
Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"
2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.
J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"
Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
by flashwildecard April 1, 2016
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