Someone who does what's called "Link Surfing" or "Link Riding". The action of clicking on links within webpages. One might begin on twitter, follow a link to youtube, click on a link in the sidebar to a news website, and go from there to another site. By the end of an hour, and Link Rider will usually have about eight windows open from different websites.
"What's been taking Bob so long? I thought he was just checking his email."
"Oh... Wendy sent him a link to a Wikipedia article. He's probably been sucked into all the pretty blue links."
"Great! He's probably going to be on there for hours!"
"What a pathetic link rider..."
"Oh... Wendy sent him a link to a Wikipedia article. He's probably been sucked into all the pretty blue links."
"Great! He's probably going to be on there for hours!"
"What a pathetic link rider..."
by missjo5ie September 29, 2009
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Person one: I can't go tonight i'm totally broke...
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
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In theater (and musical performance), a rider is a set of requests or demands that a performer will set as criteria for performance.
by SHATEELA August 31, 2010
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Dave - Man, that Susie sure is one mean bitch. I totally lost a load inside her and she wouldn't stop riding me!!
Steve - Dave you wanker! You should never try to lay Susie, she's one of those excess riders!
Steve - Dave you wanker! You should never try to lay Susie, she's one of those excess riders!
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Get the tomato rider mug.A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.
Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"
"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"
"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"
"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
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"Yeah but Kamen Rider Ex aid easily claps him though."
"Yeah but Kamen Rider Ex aid easily claps him though."
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