Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023

Chicken-Replace-inator

A machine that replaces something with the nearest chicken. Can work on chickens too.

Look, Perry the Platypus, my Chicken-Replace-inator!!

by 9ifrewhvejvoijvij4b94jpijvwoij April 24, 2024

meal replacement

To substitute a thing with something else. Retweeting/reposting/commenting involving an irrelevant fandom or its characters on another fandom's post, making it about them when it isn't. Typically the characters from an official art or fanart. This term was coined up by the Chinese otome game community.

When will this fandom get off their high horse and stop with the meal replacements?

by Anjing wangi March 13, 2025

Great Replacement

The process by which a democratic nation's head military officials are deliberately replaced by loyalists.

Ever since our Leader did his Great Replacement, I've been dreading the day we have to go to war!

by Katorea March 19, 2025

Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD)

Term coined by me, a mixture of real mental problems,
“A proposed condition marked by emotional withdrawal and inner immersion.
Individuals show traits of Selective Mutism, Alexithymia, Anhedonia, and Maladaptive Daydreaming—appearing quiet, detached, and emotionally flat while maintaining a vivid inner world where they can express the feelings they cannot in reality.”

Combination of Selective Mutism, Maladaptive Daydreaming, Alexithymia, and Anhedonia

Person 1: What’s wrong? Are you okay?
Person 2: What? Oh, sorry. I have Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD), sometimes I retract from reality and can’t process my emotions

by CreepyTheWise October 29, 2025

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

Knob and Tube Replacement

A slang reference for a adult store.

I'm looking for recommendations for knob and tube replacement in Toronto. Can anyone help?

by peteywheats March 23, 2021