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Reading is Tech

"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.
Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.

* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment
by INeverRead April 27, 2013
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code reading

This is what psychics do to you on their séances. Trying to make some sort of connection between you and your significant other by saying some words and asking you: "Does that make any sense to you?"
Code reading example: I've got sb giving me the name Charles is anybody here who knows sb by the name of Charles?
by le1 February 28, 2008
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Power-reading

To read an extremely large document in a very short amount of time. Time to page ratio: one page a minute. If you are really pressed for time: two pages a minute.
It was 1:00 p.m. and I just realized that I had a 38 page reading assignment for my class at 2:00. I found myself power-reading so fast that my vision went black for a second.
by Charger 69 & Patches February 16, 2010
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thread raping

verb. To change the overall atmosphere of a comment thread, usually from insightful and calm to OMFG.

noun. The act of performing the verb.
"Did you see my post about the nuclear cat zombies? The comments were great, until everybody started thread raping it..."

"Nice thread raping going on over on his blog. I feel sorry for the guy.
by tonynuclear May 17, 2010
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reading braille

when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.
i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.
by Robert Saggot January 18, 2006
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Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who angers mad women at the expense of their friends' testicles.
My 'friend' Spartacus, arse-grinded some woman - incurring the wrath of some angry whore-bitches, who were friends of his then-girlfriend. They then attacked me and my associate James Davill III, attempting to castrate us with bottles of smirnoff ice. It was unpleasant.
by Nishant Kumar Esq. February 13, 2005
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tube raping

the act of going onto another person's youtube channel without their consent and posting a video either promoting yourself or another collab channel or something random or equally offensive.
It is different then hacking. Tube-raping is often done with the intent of humor and not with the intent of taking over the channel.
The great tube raping of hexachordal or the tube raping war between TSPC and TLHS. Drakesizzle also comes to mind with his tube raping of many different youtube channels.
by internetcelebwannabee August 10, 2009
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