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Zip-Rash

ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash

Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.

Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.

A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.
"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"

Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"

"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"

"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"

Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.
by Grandmaster Bass November 12, 2011
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Slash rash

When ur but plug stretches ur ass wayyyyyyy toooooo much and it makes u uncontrollably shit and poopoo urself
Bro I was trying to squat but I have slash rash and I shit myself half way through my leg day omfg
by anonymous April 28, 2023
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Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.
Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022
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poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.
"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"
by cyberpunk42 May 29, 2018
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Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.
Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
by lrx_stra March 18, 2016
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Briggsy Rash

When one cannot maintain an erection and proceeds to use his tongue to get the job done, licking the oposite sex in the rectum. A Briggsy Rash usually develops the morning after said sexual encounters.
"I was with this bird last night and couldn't get a hard on. Had to lick her out instead and ended up rimming her. Got a right Briggsy Rash this morning."
by DaveDaveTwoPump September 28, 2022
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underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear
Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.
by ManMan36 June 11, 2016
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