Dab of ranch

Means when someone cums in a blunt/bowl of weed and smokes it

Man u want to hit this Dab of ranch i just cummed in it

by Wolf423 February 17, 2018

Dab Of Ranch

A phrase that people named Ciz Travis saw on Urban Dictionary, not realizing you can just make up definitions out of thin air

Ciz Travis is a dab of ranch

by Mwatts03 November 16, 2017

wrinkle ranch

area of the pool at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, NV that is full of old people,

dude, let's go setup shop over there, "nah, that's the wrinkle ranch, let's go to the other side"

by stitch April 7, 2004

Ranch Squirter

A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.

That chick is a ranch squirter.

by THE REAL DEAL RANCH SQUIRT July 6, 2009

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo June 1, 2018

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008