Quentin Jakovleski

The coolest person to ever live.

"wow your almost as cool as Quentin Jakovleski" Joe "Ong thank you so much, you don't understand how much that means to me" Jerry

by Joe____454545 November 17, 2022

san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 4, 2017

Don’t Pull A Quentin

A phrase that you say to people that could ghost you for multiple days

Bro cmon, don’t pull a Quentin

by swedish fish addiction July 5, 2021

Quantify-a-licious

The creamy yummy deliciousness used to quantify your self worth on a piece of paper to be hacked off on by your boss in order to get more money annually.

Your Boss tells you: "Your annual review is due by Monday!"

You Say" "Nice, I'll shoot you my Quantify-a-licious self review as soon as i get done playing this level of Dawn of Sorcery."

by SgtBallz July 13, 2010

Quantiferized

The state of freaking out and being in awe after some awesome CARD TRICK you just saw that has changed your view of life, the world, yourself, and the UNIVERSE!

"omg this card magician is a miracle worker!"

SHAAAA!!! You have been Quantiferized! Mindfreak can kiss my ass!

by The Quantiferizer February 19, 2011

quantemplate

To go into seemingly deep thought or conversation about quantum physics or some other highly abstract topic. Usually happens when zoning out in class.

Class got boring, so Mark and I spaced out and just started to quantemplate the universe.

by russianseptember September 27, 2013

quantocratic

A person/process supporting the ideas of a quantocracy

John didn't concern himself with the emotional appeals of the Republicans, Democrats and Libertarians, for he was a Quantocratic fellow and would allow the evidence to speak for itself.

by whisperstream December 17, 2014