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plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.
John is a plonker.
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
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plongeur

a)

n.

A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.

Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.

The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.

b)

Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)

"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."

b)

"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
by Skip Sex July 20, 2008
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polon

male arousal caused by the presence of a tall object such as a pole or pylon...
dude, the thought of Margaret Thather on stilts gives me such a polon!...
by tit_tassle June 5, 2005
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Pylot

Dude, That dude got pyloted last night!
by chad123456 August 3, 2018
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plonker

Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.
"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.
by Alexis_J_M September 17, 2005
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Pelone

Anyone following the teachings of Nikukuism.
That dork over there in Mr. B's class is such a Pelone.
by Alex Dunlop May 5, 2005
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PLONCE

Richmond football club as they just plonce around a afl oval no serious commitment or ability to score including 77 minutes against the MIGHTY SAINTS
77 minutes no score-too much plonce time around the ground
by mrkiss July 1, 2009
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