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bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018
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Showing Puss

Showing puss can be described as going all in. Whether it is you actually flashing vag or just a full send with the boys either way you're showing puss.
Doug: "Hey Cody, did you slam that gymnast last night and the waitress?"
Cody: "Fuck yeah eh!"
Doug: "You were definitely showing puss last night!"
Cody: "And so were they!"
by Lsizzle October 31, 2018
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Prickle Puss

When the hair starts growing back after you shave your v-giny
I was gonna smash Brenda last night but she was self-conscious about her prickle puss.
by BadtzMaruthepenguincunt September 10, 2018
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Wurq That Puss

A term of endearment and an exclamation of excitement, This is usually used among drag queens especially when a queen turns it out in a performance. This quote was made famous by Jaidynn Diore Fierce on the 7th season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
RuPaul: You will always be fierce Jaidynn! Now Sashay Away.
Jaidynn: Wurq That Puss!
Jaidynn: Stay Fierce, Stay Classy, Wurq That Puss and Turn It Out!
by Excuseeee Me? September 7, 2016
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spider-puss

A spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. Very simular to a tangled spiders web.
When going down on one's girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been.....well growing her bush for a while"Oh my god love, Is that a tangled web I see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss"
by THEONE1978 August 25, 2009
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puss up

1.Something short of a real push up. When ass is higher then head and is moving in a humping motion.
2.When a girl humps a guy.
1. Donnie was pumping out the puss ups.
2. Aubree did puss ups with her boyfriend.
by backalackadurkastanese January 9, 2008
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Pussing out

When there is no balls to do an action
"Kevin is pussing out to ask a girl out to dance"
by TheReal21 June 8, 2016
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