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purity ball

a creepy, covertly incestuous ritual in which a girl "gives" her virginity to her father who will "give" it to her husband on her wedding day. inherently misogynist, since no one seems to care about what boys do with their dingalings. usually put on by evangelical fundie Christian dads who "date" their daughters, exhibit lots of family love, and have an unhealthy interest in their daughters' sexuality.
Did you see the Glamour article on incest-fest... er, I mean, purity balls?
by Heina January 7, 2009
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Pursie

A spacious vagina that is able to carry and/or conceal objects.
Good thing Tara stashed the coke in her pursie. Otherwise the cops would have hung our asses out to dry.
by RickyMcJiff September 3, 2010
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Purasian

When an Asian not only has ascended past an Asian but then to go even further beyond.
PURE ASIAN
Bro: Yo how the hell did you miss a question on the math exam? I thought you Asian?
Asian Bro : Bro, I ain't Purasian doh.
by YTripleG April 21, 2017
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internet purgatory

The state of a website that will most likely never be updated again but also is unlikely to be deleted for an indefinate amount of time. This may happen when a site is hacked, when an owner loses their e-mail access or password, or when the author dies or otherwise disappears from the internet. In the case of a myspace profile, this is called myspace purgatory. The most common victim is freely hosted websites, as no fees must be paid to keep the page available.
I don't know why I keep checking for updates, it's obvious that the site is stuck in Internet purgatory.
by Ashley Harrington September 18, 2006
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purrito

traditional house cat wrapped in some sort of cloth or rug
"Booger, my meowntain cat, has made a purrito in the rug!"
by Booger! February 20, 2008
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Security Pursuit

To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.
1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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purple kiss

Purple Kiss, known as Monster Rookies or Rookie of the year is a 7 member group who can literally do anything. Their range and versatility is INSANE. And when I say they can devour anything up, I mean ANYTHING. They can go from ballads to upbeat music to pop rock, name it!
Have you heard about Purple Kiss? Yeah, it's the monster rookies who slay!
by goeunfeed March 25, 2021
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