off road permit

a tattoo located above a womans ass. See also Tramp Stamp Implying permission to access the Hershey highway or take the mud trail.

"Check out the off road permit... I'm throwin it in the pooper later"

by B.Bolic January 4, 2007

Premises

A tract of land including its buildings.

The man put a "NO TRESPASSING" sign on his yard to ensure that no one entered his premises.

by ESA_11 September 21, 2016

premiscuous

As opposed to promiscuous. Predicting a night of unadultered, hot, monkey sex with someone you barely know. Extra points if it actually happens.

"Man, I'm gonna get premiscuous at this party after the buddha's all blazed."

by El_Gordo August 25, 2004

Prebib

The best word in the world. Made famous by the movie Johnny English, Maddie, Denieka, Charlotte and Hayley.

When you say it you should sort of spit everywhere.

Used when someone asks a question and you don't know the answer.

Pwrrrebbbiiibbb!

"What is the square root of 123532222234?"
"prebib!"

by momphet November 18, 2007

premium white

Noun: A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as semen. However, it is discribed as "premium" to denote that it is the first ejaculation in a long while. Implying that the semen has been stored away for someone, or something special.

"God damn! i'd wreck that chick, puncture holes and top her up with premium white"

by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006

permiscuous

someone (usually a female) that sleeps around alot.

"i cought my girlfriend giving head to my brother, what can be done with my permiscuous girlfriend?"

by melanie, bitches June 11, 2005

100th Precinct

The 100th Precinct is an NYPD police precinct located in the southern area of the borough of Queens on the Rockaway Peninsula. The neighborhoods within the precinct are Arverne, Belle Harbor, Breezy Point, Broad Channel, Neponsit, Rockaway Park and Roxbury. Primarily it is a residential area consisting of Housing Projects, apartment buildings, one and two family homes, five to ten family tenaments, skids, skells, dopeheads, theives, crackheads, and zombies. This precinct covers almost every economic class from the destitute housing project dweller to filthy rich Jewish diamond merchants all within a 6 square mile area. From what I understand, this area used to be very nice to live in until the housing projects were erected and the undesireables moved in. The cops that patrol this area are for the most part, functional retards. They are the fuckups and morons that every other shithole command on The Job got rid of for being incompetant. These cops are known to shoot dogs and have their legs snap at the first sight of conflict. This precinct is usually refered to by other cops as either "Fort Zero" or "Fort Retard" As in any clusterfuck there are usualy a few hardworking cops with an IQ of 70 or above that keep the place from burning. It should be noted that for one of the slowest police precincts in the NYPD, the 100th precinct has the largest crime increase the ENTIRE city thus far in 2008. Don't listen to The Ramones when they tell you to hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach, there's a better than average chance you'll get robbed.

"You see that retard cop over there picking his nose?"

"Yea, he's from the 100th Precinct"

by Stilez October 28, 2008