I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021
Get the Premature Epackulationmug. Tom sent me an email question the other day and I had just sent the answer right before his Premature Ejacuquery.
by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010
Get the Premature Ejacuquerymug. Woops, That was "Premature Indication" the corner is not for miles yet.
That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"
That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"
by Bubbles82 September 6, 2011
Get the Premature Indicationmug. It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.
Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…
by The guy from ya sista's joint April 4, 2022
Get the Premature aleakulationmug. the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"
by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012
Get the Premature Clapulationmug. When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015
Get the premature evaluationmug. Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
by xtopher brown December 9, 2008
Get the premature comeupagemug.