perect

Peeing with an erection

'I woke up with morning wood today, so I had to lay down on the toilet horizontally and perect."

by chick whos nevr gotten a boner December 16, 2013

preacher zone

A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).

Once we heard that the televangelist had made some ignorant remarks, we knew that he had entered the preacher zone

by WontonSoup November 29, 2014

Peecrastination

When you go to pee but end up being on the toilet for more than a couple minutes because of procrastination on the phone.

Mom: What have you been doing in there?
Me: Oh, I'm just peecrastinating
Mom: peecrastination at its finest.

by peecrastination April 25, 2015

Preacher

An intermediate level sexual maneuver that is invoked during lengthy cunnilingus. When the 'eater's' neck gets tired, they used their hands to hold up their head in a praying sort of manner. The side benefit to this position is that the pinky fingers can be used to push the labia lips aside if the woman is well endowed in that area - that is, push the meat curtains aside.

"Man, I was eating box so long last night that I had to use the preacher. Eventually she squirted, but my neck muscles are sore today. Thank god for the preacher move."

by motorboater77 November 26, 2016

precautionist

Someone who thinks diligently about their way of living life that way there are no unnecessary roadblocks or distractions.

Bryan is a precautionist, therefore lives an efficient and enjoyable life.

by Intense4Life September 26, 2017

peecum

The product of when you urinate while your penis is fully erect. The urine that leaves the penis is now called peecum. There is nothing special about the urine only the fact that it came from an erect penis.

I tried as hard as I could but I didn’t get any peecum.

by John Ron Johnson November 16, 2019

Conformist Preacher

People who go off ranting about how everyone should conform to a certain religion, government, economic structure, or culture and society. They will often judge you for going against the government, a corporation, an organized religion or cultural behaviors. These are often times teachers. They go off instead of teaching students to think for themselves, they teach them crap that is approved by someones standards.

I had this one conselor who was such a conformist preacher. She never taught me to stick up for myself, but just to accept other people "authority". Like I asked her for advise on how to deal with a pushy older cousin, and she told me that she is older than me, and I need to accept her authority, PERIOD.

Christian Apologists are such Conformist preachers too. They go out and criticize anyone who does not follow in their leaders theological system. And then they claim that their theological system is better by some form of bible thumping.

This teacher is such a conformist preacher. She punished me, despite the fact I did nothing wrong. Only because they are under the impression that thats just the way it is, and I could get in trouble for that.

by Jerry1341 May 16, 2010