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Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.
Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!
by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022
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Poptart

When your girl is extra hot and needy so you flip her over and fill her with cream until she is ooeygoey and overly toasted.
Damn, that girl can take it all, she’s my messy lil poptart
by ToastyMcStuffins July 5, 2022
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Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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Nutella poptart

When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner
Y/n: Yo your girl looks hungry
Me: dont worry shes just fasting until i give her a nutella poptart
by Rhesus monkey January 12, 2026
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