by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022
Get the Nebraska PopTart mug.When your girl is extra hot and needy so you flip her over and fill her with cream until she is ooeygoey and overly toasted.
by ToastyMcStuffins July 5, 2022
Get the Poptart mug.A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Poptart John mug.When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner
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