pooper scooper

A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.

I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!

by Nick Estes April 9, 2006

hover pooper

When a germaphofic is a afraid to touch the rim of the toilet with his/her ass.

Howie Mendel is a hover pooper.

by David Mertoff III February 21, 2011

Pooper

The way a cockney describes a female bottom hole

In a cockney voice - Cor blimey Guv last night I did the Mrs in the pooper right tight un

by Steg Wilks February 25, 2011

pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

poopersnatcher

Definition: A rather impossible, annoying, rude, or just down right idiotic person.

Background: Created by two sisters.

"He's being a poopersnatcher today."

by Rachel Collins November 3, 2004

Pooper blooper

You aim for her vagina, but accidentally sticks your penis in her pooper.

Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)

Girl: thats right baby, give it to me
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!

Audience: hahahaha

by rick james has a new email March 22, 2010

Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.

1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!

by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011