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Poofie

A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)
*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"
by Khabib April 29, 2014
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Poopie Tang

1. A synonym for Damnit! also used as an insult to a retarded individual.

2. Shit mixed with orange flavored tang.
1. "OH POOPIE TANG!!!" / "Wow... Evan your such a poopie tang."

2. "Mmm I got me some nice warm poopie tang."
by Frosty McNumNums January 16, 2008
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poopied

Stupid past tense for poop. Usually said by ages <6. Other past tenses for poop: pooped, shat, shit, shitted
Mommy, I poopied my pants when that ugly man touched my coochie
by RandomGuy April 17, 2004
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poopsiedoodles

Poopsiedoodles= A piece of art made of poop. Often loved by the disgusting. Can be priced around $200000000000000000000 cheap!
Person 1:Wow, look at that, an original poopsiedoodles, by Random Person!
Person 2: Wow! Don't see that every day!
Person 1: You can still smell the rotten poop *sniff*
Person 2: Ah, yes. I do love a nice poop smell in the home.
Person 1: Oh yes, yes, I use a poop air freshener
Person 2: Me too. I'm always well stocked up on poop aerosols.
Person 1: Want to go for a nice glass of poop?
Person 2: Oh, no, no, I much prefer urine, It's more.... refreshing
Person 1: Ah yes, yes, It is rather hot in here.
Person 2: Oh, but I love this piece of poopwork.
Person 1: Yes, yes, I shall ask the owner how much it is.
Person 1: Sir, SIr, SIR, SIIIIIIR!!!
Owner: Yes.
Person 2: How much is this grand piece of poopwork?
Person 1: Yes, how much?
Owner: $200000000000000000000
Person 2: How cheap!
Person 1: We shall pay half each
Both: *Take a large wad of cash from pockets*
Owner: Thank You
by Groggerumpus fumperz February 8, 2014
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Poopie Chim

Noun: something you call a stupid kid. Usually is annoying

Noun: one of six indigenous monkey spirits from Vietnam

Verb: to be fooled or bamboozled
Example 1:

Manzo: hey you see that kid right there? His name is Zunk

Dylan: yeah, he’s a poopie Chim

Example: 2

Noah: oh my gosh it’s the rare an elusive Vietnamese Poopie Chim

Example: 3

Katrina: Tim looks, it’s Zunk’s penis

Zunk: what where

Katrina: hahah you just Poopie Chimed
by Abul_From_Iseral November 18, 2020
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Poopsie

a)Noun;A relatively abnormal excrement that is awkwardly designed to resemble other things. This is used mainly by politicians to substitute the presence of a friend (but not limited to).

b)Noun;A Log which is oversized having smooth texture around its surface, usually assembled prior to use (but there are several occasions in which it isn't).
Fred molded a poopsie on Nick's Yard.
by Nick Poopsie September 17, 2008
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poopified

to be totally and completely pooped/tired.
by mofo-ismshism October 11, 2003
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