bluebonic plague

A mind virus spread primarily by invertebrates from legacy media, rodents from the house of congress and white house, and bugs in social media platforms. Highly contagious, symptoms include acting irrationally, repeating whatever you're told, and restricting the rights of anyone you disagree with. Doing your own research, exercising your mind and plain old facts are effective prophylactics. Though the infected insist upon needing a vaccine, in reality the only known cure once infected is a dose of red pills.
After suffering miserably for years of the bluebonic plague, Karen stopped watching the msm, started hanging around with meme artists, and miraculously was cured of the bluebonic plague.
by sewingseeds September 27, 2021
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Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!
by PlagueDoctor999 July 30, 2023
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Plague Bag

A shopping bag full of used tissues that someone who is sick would fill.
Please throw that plague bag away and just fill a new one, I understand you're sick and yes, I know you're miserable but I feel that you're cultivating a science project that won't get you extra credit with the teacher.

-Yardy to Cash probably, Good. Better. Quest!
by 2xTyler September 07, 2022
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Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos
Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague
by Mr splash February 25, 2016
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JKGB's Internet Plague

JKGB's Internet Plague is a plague which occurs when you watch a stream by JKGB. By watching JKGB's stream the palgue transfers over to your pc and slows down your internet.
JKGB's Internet Plague made my ping go from 25ms to 150ms
by ITP_PNG January 28, 2024
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Haunters plague

Is the feeling of having the flu, strep throat, and laryngitis while feeling completely fatigued with every joint and every muscle aching. You also may feel like you're recovering from hypothermia from spending hours in cold.
I have haunters plague from scaring people in a haunted house.
by Batsandghosts October 03, 2022
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Plague Inc.

1. A game about infecting the entire world with a virus, bacteria, fungus, parasite, prion, neurax worm, nano-virus, zombie virus, vampire virus, ape virus, etc., or about saving the world from a virus.
2. What you say when a pandemic occurs in real life.
1. I love Plague Inc.!
2. Wtf is COVID-19? What is this, Plague Inc.?
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