2 percent

The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for.
Antonym 98 percent

Cassie and Megan are being 2 percent right now, you can tell they really want to be here.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009

perdeu playboy

You've missed the boat. It's a term in Brazil to let a playboy type person to piss off.

A guy is hit on by a girl and turns her down. He then changes his mind and go back to her. She's no longer interested and says "perdeu playboy"

by Undressher April 15, 2017

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

PERB.CC

A website for the loser who can't get laid without paying for it. He thinks because he can pay for sex, and then write penthouse letters about his experience, it makes him a stud, or some sort of "sexual intellectual." Personified by the website proprietor, or head pimp, Fred Zed, whose avatar is Homer Simpson.

You have 3003 posts on PERB.CC? Dude, give your head a shake and get a life.

by Trooper 2012 July 14, 2014

perdew

very homosexual...i mean, beyond gay...richard simmons looks at a perdew and says, "wow, what a queer -- now let's do 20 jumping jacks"

look at that perdew smile as there are many men behind him, thrusting and inserting, multiple multiple times

by Andy Perdew May 17, 2006

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

perbi

(n) personal blunt in which someone smokes for them self.
originated in marin ca.

hey fool let me roll myself a perbi

by mx228 December 15, 2008