Pelican Bae

An imprisoned significant other without awareness that they're likely a lesser choice (a settlement) in the events of relations regarded to as romantic or otherwise.

*Guy 1* my girlfriend keeps putting me off for random events and claiming it's for her classes
*Guy 2* that's unfortunate - do you think it may be another circumstance like a guy or something?

*Guy 1* nah - she wouldn't make me her pelican bae or anything.

by Unethical Defined October 7, 2025

Pelican

The brown pelican is found in arrears such as Hong Kong and England. Its known for always being late and highly retarded on a Monday morning. The Pelican's favorite meal is the blue duck and this is a sight not to be missed if the two come across each other. The Brown Pelican nearly became extinct in 2018.

Pelican wot you upto? Still trying to figure which day it is!

by Regards Dingooo August 23, 2019

Pelican

Some one who’s weird or is talking dumb out they mouth

Stfu you pelican u sound dumb.

by Realnigga2.0 January 26, 2020

neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)

You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!

by Yimothy March 1, 2023

The Pelican

The act of one taking a shit on an assholes’s private boat dock.

My friend executed the pelican after an asshole told us we couldn’t use his private dock.

by DDIDallas August 8, 2021

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

pelican

more chat less work. Talk too much but in the situation you shit it

you fucking pelican

by rkidbilly June 9, 2023