payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)

"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"

by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018

payton egerson

a gay o skinny dude who likes dressing on his face

brianna:why does that dude have dressing on his face

nikki:duh he's a payton egerson

by egerson101 January 14, 2018

Payton Johnson

Is fortnite goddess

Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!

by BrendonIsKing May 18, 2018

Payton (boy)

Payton (The Boy) is an amazing and athletic person who gets all the girls. He is very well known for his care of people and his enjoyment of music. He is always the brightest one in the group and he stands out in many ways. He will probably be the alpha male in his friend group. He will always give off a big dick energy as they cocks can grow anywhere from 7 to 9 inches without medication for it. Payton finds and recognizes love and feels a strong connection to it. Payton is trustworthy and very loving to everyone

Me: wow i can't believe she gets to date a Payton (boy) she must be so lucky

by WholesIsWho87 September 27, 2020

payton chester

An amazingly sweet and gentle soul who could light up a room with her smile and laugh. She deserved so much more.

We miss you payton chester

by paypaypaypaypay February 21, 2021

Payton helen murzyn

She is a very iconic person, they also love woojin so so much💖!! They are a leprechaun and love irish jigging they are so amazing. Remember to still dream🥹

“Yo dawg is that Payton helen murzyn? Arent they woojins biggest simp?”

by .yongbokz May 7, 2022

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008