Opiate Paradox 

The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.

Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.

Opiate Paradox by SmackHead Jones July 8, 2009

Call of Duty Timing Paradox 

It's when you play peekaboo but the universe peekaboos you

bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox

Call of Duty Timing Paradox by suka suka blyat November 18, 2022

Senior Paradox 

During you Senior year, the feeling that graduation is actually getting farther away rather than closer.

Student 1: Dude, graduation is still like four months away! It doesn't feel like it's getting any closer!
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...

Senior Paradox by Knight73 March 14, 2010

Loogie Paradox 

The perfect opportunity to be rid of and embarrass a local menace.

If that guy is bothering you then you should try the loogie paradox.

Loogie Paradox by Phyref0x February 8, 2022

The Evans Paradox 

A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.

Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl

Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox

The Evans Paradox by RedDragonDaviez March 8, 2009

Waiting Room Paradox 

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.

Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.

Waiting Room Paradox by Deege2517 May 31, 2010

The Easy Mac Paradox 

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.

check please, my life everyday

The Easy Mac Paradox by Kristin April 15, 2005