Satan's Paradox

when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.

I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.

by kelto December 27, 2008

The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.

Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.

by knightviper56 November 29, 2011

paradox

An anomalous state of reality caused when a mage disrupts the momentum of reality with her own magickal acts.

Luther exploded with fifteen points of paradox when he botched in the umbra.

by Adam Bond December 28, 2005

paradox

1) One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects
2) The box for the Para machine gun, except spelt wrong with a "D" instead of a "B"

1)Man, those time line paradoxs in Star Trek were awesome!
2) Have you seen my paradox? It has my recepit in it...

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

PaRaDoX

aka Kameron Hinton

rap name

by PaRaDoX November 9, 2003

Geli-Paradox

The state in which one is extremely hungry but much to tired to get up and actually satisfy the urge.

G- Omg I don't know what is my bigger issue, my hunger or my Sleepiness.

J- You are exibiting the Geli-Paradox and you should just go to sleep!

by _JSA July 20, 2010

Douche Paradox

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.

When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.

by DevinScud January 26, 2018