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product control

1. A control function for financial products in an investment bank.

2. (In common usage) A dead end, also known as the ACA graveyard. Seen as an avenue of last resort for lowly paid ex-auditors unable to attain jobs even vaguley connected with value generation.
I need this compliance seminar like I need a job in Product Control.
by Sage of London February 21, 2008
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poduce

Poduce is when you are smoking with your homies and just fucking around
Me: Yo come over and poduce after class, I got hella joints rolled
Friend: Bet, I had 2 tests today and need to relax. Be there in 30 min
by JHC69 March 7, 2019
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ZZDG Productions

A popular, Youtube video producing group. They specialize in Wii game cheats and reviews as well as tutorials for apple products. They are currently affiliated with ZZDG Studios their secondary youtube channel, CodMaster011, and lastly UltimateCodMaster. They have been known by their siginiture phrases such as: "filmed on a iPhone". They have and continue to make videos to be "seen all over the world".
Person 1: "Hey, we need some Cheats for our Wii".
Person 2: "Well lets check out ZZDG Productions".
by Furger5 March 3, 2011
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weapons of mass production

"They are in possessions of weapons of mass production..."
by tinkerbelll May 22, 2004
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product

by Tarell January 14, 2004
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Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.
by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010
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productability

The ability of a product or the capability to preform an operation.
When I threw a fork at gln, his productability for eating increased.
by Good Milk Darren March 15, 2008
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