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premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015
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Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.
It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.
by GenericMale August 18, 2016
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Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017
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premature lunching

When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.
Man this premature lunching is really bringing me down at lunchtime.
by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018
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premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.
Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."
by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018
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Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings
Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.
by Ow Chap November 15, 2019
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Premature Enterulation

When you are typing and you press the Return Key too soon
A lot of my awkward conversations come from my premature enterulation.
by muffinzrule May 15, 2020
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