Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.

When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.

by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007

colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

Gnotem Pole

A totem pole made out of little gnome faces, rather than Native American faces.

"Hey! Check out that cute Gnotem Pole that lady had carved out of that tree trunk!"

"Yeah, sweet! The top one looks like Dopey from the Seven Dwarves!"

by Run Girl September 11, 2009

Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank

by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019

pole whacking

First coined in the award-winning educational documentary "G.N.A.R.", pole whacking is the act of testing the shredability of snow with ski poles. Usually the action is performed at the top of a sick line.

"I'm so ready to whack my pole on that fat white powder at Squaw this season ."

"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."

by ErinSlayor May 2, 2018

pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

slug pole

A greazy stripper's pole.

Go ahead, show me what you got on that slug pole!

by Jaumlaineda October 22, 2010