dik play

Something you trip your nut sack into a frenzy of.

The term was coined by the now anonymous author of a Dysfunctional Family Circus submission.

The term has obious connotations of using one's own digits to manipulate one's own or a second party's cock for recreational purposes.
Whoa, im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play.

Want to get faced and go back to my dorm for some dik play?
by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003
mugGet the dik playmug.

Playing Mustard

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.
"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."
by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016
mugGet the Playing Mustardmug.

play geek

Act like something not serious, when it really is.
Act like i want go stack this money up, Play Geek.
He about to get his ass whoop play geek.
Acting like you are high but you are not
by lucky205 September 30, 2014
mugGet the play geekmug.

playing somebody

Being a complete dick and fucking with peoples emotions.
Playing somebody is when somebody says they like you but doesn't.
by Rachel is a thot January 20, 2016
mugGet the playing somebodymug.

playing attari

A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system
Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.



While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?
by Ted Theodore Nugeunt March 18, 2009
mugGet the playing attarimug.

njm plays

Did you watch NJM Plays last night?”

“No, why?”
“He hit a 476 meter no-scope turnaround snipe”
“That’s nothing new for him”
by Zh23 June 16, 2019
mugGet the njm playsmug.

play cousin

someone who you growed up around, and know like family but ain't related to yaz.
Oh him? He my play cousin.
by yo boo January 30, 2004
mugGet the play cousinmug.

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