Pity nudes

When you do wrong by a person and you send them tit pics to make them feel better.

Maddie was grinding with guys at a party and cheated on her man...she sent him pity nudes after that.

by insensitive b April 15, 2017

pity head

Jade

Guy: She made fun of my dick but then I got some pity head!!!!

Other Guy: no way bro!!!

by bailey boy123 April 22, 2017

pity add

The process of, out of pity, adding as your friend on MySpace or Friendster or Facebook (etc), a person that is not exactly your friend. Usually it is the pitied person that initiates the process, so all the other person needs to do is click 'confirm' or 'yes'.

Girl 1: I keep clicking ignore but Erin keeps trying to add me on Facebook!
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*

by catfight12 January 7, 2009

pity ticket

A pity ticket is given out in an arcade. When you lose a game, the machine gives you a single ticket for trying. This is a pity ticket.

Wow, Steve totally sucks at Smokin' Token. He totally missed the target and got the single pity ticket for losing.

Geez, I'm really terrible at arcade games. I totally rock my 20 pity tickets! (after spending $50)

by TheDictionKing July 1, 2008

Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)

Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."

by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007

Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010