Autistic Pedro

A mexican Who Will get the girls, spin in circles and say “GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER”

The Autistic Pedro cucked my girl away with his immaculate spinning

by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

by j_breeze August 09, 2006

Pedro Amenábar

Uruguayan-Argentinian movie director and scriptwriter renowned for his weird stories with even more weird names.

- Have you watched Pedro Amenábar's classic?
- "The Milky"? Yes, I did, but I hated it.
- You probably didn't catch a thing, did you? It's a cult-classic!

by Jorge June 15, 2006

Pedro

Peter Strand
See: furious george, american idle,vacation destroyer, peternator

Where is Pedro?
Peter Strand is off being furious

by Posse February 12, 2004

paolo san pedro

1. These kooks have no idea what being PAOLO SAN PEDRO is. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.
2. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is the coolest kind of PAOLO.
3. PAOLO SAN PEDRO used when a conversation goes silent

-That was fucking PAOLO SAN PEDRO man, that dudes head flew off.

-Dude let's go drinking then go totally PAOLO SAN PEDRO.

Man 1: That dude just shitstomped the pachuli's out of Gino.
Man 2: Woah! PAOLO SAN PEDRO!!!

by Silversurfer88 March 22, 2008

pedro monke day

pedro monke day is an international day for the naked dancing man originally found through discord.

Phil: Oh boy, I am excited for the upcoming international pedro monke day.

by Mime Balls October 21, 2021

Problema con pedro

A phrase characterizing a problem someone is clearly not mentally and/or physically equipped to handle.

So your dad needs to settle a dispute between his Latin girlfriend's mother and her volatile boyfriend?

yeah... problema con pedro

by Mat IV July 22, 2009