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Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.
by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017
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Saddle patch

Do not put your finger in my saddle patch
by Kate peddle July 14, 2019
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Rascal patch

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.
Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.
by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018
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monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"
"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"
by JCizzero February 11, 2014
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peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't
xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch
by peachpatcher October 6, 2017
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patch buddy

An IT activity that drives Rob the SQL guy crazy.
What in the heck is a patch buddy?
by StonewallJKrantz September 19, 2017
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Hoe Patch

When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!
Check out that dumb ass with hoe patches
by everybodysdoll May 27, 2018
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