afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia

I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.

by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012

peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017

Vaggie Patch

vagina

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.

by lbrookeo March 18, 2009

monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

by JCizzero February 11, 2014

Rascal patch

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.

Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.

by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018

Saddle patch

Slang for butthole

Do not put your finger in my saddle patch

by Kate peddle July 14, 2019

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016