white panties

the only way to guarantee your period will start a week early

Jill: Aw crap! Why did my period have to start a week early?
Jane: You're wearing white panties today, aren't you?
Jill: Yes...
Jane: That's why.

by sammi_rox1395 October 22, 2011

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Molly Partied

When one gets so drunk that they begin to drink directly out of the liqour bottle, and crawl in bed with random people.

I got molly partied and crawled in bed with Chad and Amy.

by John Wilhelm January 21, 2008

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Stealth Panties

When a BBW/fat girl is wearing panties but because of her belly and/or thighs much of the panties are hidden, often showing only at the side.

I thought the chick in this picture was naked but turns out she had stealth panties on.

by Dukemanistan September 14, 2009

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Angry Panties

A mythical undergarment that emanates anger. A person who is acting like a bitch, or in a bad mood for no good reason is said to be wearing these.

Watch out for Darrel he has his angry panties on today.

by vlovely July 8, 2011

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mullet panties

panties that are like a bikini in the front but a thong in the back, "Buisness in the front party in the back"

My girl friend got these underwear that are briefs in the front and a thong in the back, so i caled them mullet panties.

by smokeybeaner February 15, 2006

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Politically-challenged right-winger who can't and won't accept the outcome of the '08 presidential election. Heavily influenced by right-wing talk-show hosts, they believe the end is near for America, unless they sweep far-right politicians into office. Tear-partiers usually vacillate between lung-swelling patriotism and abject despair, often in the same sentence.

"Did you see the Tear-Partiers marched on Washington? They came to protest... everything."

by songsmith October 8, 2009

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panties

A word used to challenge another's masculinity, especially when drinking coffee.

Ted: Would you like a cup of coffee?

Ralph: Sure.

Upon receiving the cup, Ralph starts putting sugar and cream into his coffee.

Ted: Would you like some panties with that coffee?

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

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