oven porn

Something or someone who is really attractive or sexy

Wow look at her that’s oven porn right there

by TBNRFRAGS October 26, 2017

bolster the oven

this is an expression that describes teaching someone how to cook

bob: “can you make some pasta?”
steve: “ mate you might have to help me bolster the oven”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

the legit oven

what single men use when the microwave isnt working

i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!

by that one guy over there -> September 17, 2011

chum oven

A particularly foul form of morning breath caused by dining on fish or seafood the night before and then not brushing one's teeth post meal.

Popularized by Pat from Achewood.

"I'd send the bitch packing if she came to bed with a chum oven like yours"

by Birru October 16, 2008

prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.

"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."

by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013

Oven Food

Food that requires an oven to be cooked, and has an acquired taste due to being stored in an outside fridge.

"Have you been to Bald Man Jack's place lately?"

"Yes I have, he cooked me up some oven food he had been storing in his outside fridge for a week and then we watched the footy."

by Batesbatesbates August 3, 2023

Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022