Eight pints gorgeous

A woman who is so pug ugly you need to be pissed out of your brain to shag her

Sober, I wouldn't touch her with yours, but she was eight pints gorgeous so when the pub closed I took her up the back alley

by Up her transom my handsome August 22, 2016

pint

a word of volume for alchohol

guy 1: 'ayo, bro, can you pass me a pint of wine'
guy 2: 'sure' *pours a pint of wine into a glass*
guy 1: 'thanks bro' *slurps loudly*

by Pierre Pierre P. Pierre III November 8, 2022

Piss Pint

A drinking game created in the United Kingdom, whilst its origin is somewhat unknown, the rules of the game are simple.

On a night out with the lads, the first person who needs to break the seal (first piss of the night), must fill a pint glass with their piss and then chug it.

Lad 1: We playing Piss Pint tonight, lads?
Lad 2: Aye.
Lad 3: Aw shit, I'm busting already.
Lad 4: Chug it down sunshine!

by Maykko May 30, 2024

Dutch pint

Half a pint of beer and half a pint of head.

I almost because fought the bartender because the cheap bastard poured me a Dutch pint.

by HowieJ February 17, 2024

Mystery Pint

An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.

The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.

A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”

by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024