Farm junkie

A farm boy that always feels the need to share his experiences in an untruthful or dishonest way.

Did you hear what he said about is coommbbine, what a fucking farm junkie

by Thegor February 24, 2022

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Farm Tool

An alcholic with very bad aim. Usually hidden under the name Agent Utah this member of team PUBBERS, likes to reach into the excuse bag with famous quotes such as "Site A is Clear" "Behind You" and "The sun is in my eyes" or the most famous "Im Drunk". Leave it to Farm to miss the game winning shot, or to make a very very bad call.

I just got killed in A, Farm Tool you said A was clear

by PUBBERS#1 June 5, 2009

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face farming

the act of growing a beard and/or mustache.

"sweet face farming, dotson. I've never seen you with a goatee"

by blue eyes, yo March 4, 2010

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milk the farm

Somebody who works on a farm or has the word milk in their name most commonly they will smell like a farmer who has a milk farm

Yo Milk the farm man you have to milk the farm

by UGH A GUY November 29, 2017

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carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.

After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!

by queenofskitzerland July 2, 2015

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