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Vomit Omelette

When you are eating a girl out, and shes on her period, and she doesn't tell you, and she has her period right then and the blood gets in your mouth. You then vomit up the blood, and food into her vagina. And You now have a Vomit Omelette!
Man, she didn't tell me she was on her period last night, and when i ate her out, i totally gave her a Vomit Omelette!
by Cray_Baines March 31, 2009
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Spanish Omelette

When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.
I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!
by briggy March 23, 2009
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Bombay omelette

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.
by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003
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Dutch Omelette

When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.
She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette while suffering from food poisoning.
by The Evil Fonzy December 31, 2008
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omelette

when you cum in a girl's ear and then fold it over, imitating an omelette
that bitch pissed me off so i gave her an omelette and now she's got an ear infection...serves her right
by dramarama18 April 25, 2005
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english omelette

A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.
Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?
by Ralph Metzner November 25, 2007
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cheese omelet

Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen.
I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since she was playing hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames with me.
by Tomek December 15, 2004
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