A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)

Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

by MG123 April 29, 2008

50-50 chance

A action or choise where you can either get it right or wrong with the same probibility. You say this to yourself to hide the fact that you really have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.
see:
gambleing
luck
cheated

Hey jimmy you have a 50-50 chance of getting this question right and if you do you get the money.

by Dick Banger May 22, 2008

Charlie’s chances with gurneet

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.

What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

by Randomperson001 February 13, 2021

Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 11, 2009

Greyson Michael Chance

Someone who was dropped in a pool of sexiness and sugar coated in cuteness!

youtube superstar Greyson Michael Chance

by Greysonator August 18, 2011

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun

"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"

by benjamin eric May 01, 2008

fat fucking chance

Fat Fucking Chance also abbreviated F.F.C
when there is no chance of this event happening

Man: Honey, want to make love tonight
Woman: fat fucking chance

by Max Lester April 05, 2008