nookie

A mini nook.

She went to read on her nookie.

by ThePokeMaster666 March 17, 2013

nooker

a no-charge hooker

Scott:" you want some? its free"
Kenny: "no thanks im not into nookers"

by boinblue March 8, 2010

Nookie

Nookie can be used to refer to a friend who's name starts with an "N" and he/she is very cute like a cookie. It literally means a "human cookie."

Hi Nookie! You're like so cute.

by zay160 September 3, 2019

nookah

nigga or bredin

yo, nookah, what are YOU saying? oh, you're reaching country and dre's today? that's fine!

by destra November 8, 2003

Nookie Crunch

When a couple screw so hard, the males penis breaks and implodes

"Did you hear about Scott and his woman? Fucked her so hard there was nookie crunch."

by Get yer wab out October 9, 2009

nookna

Opening someone's asshole and shoving your whole hand up it.

Dude I nookna'd your mom last night.

by Michamiltoe July 20, 2016

Nookatine Fit

A temporary medical condition, characterized by restlessness, irritability, and a lost-in-space appearance, resulting from a prolific reader's Nook (or similar ebook reader) needing to be charged. The symptoms are particularly pronounced during extended car or plane trips.

Just as my wife was getting to the end of the new Patricia Cornwell novel, her Nook had to be charged. I had to put up with 3 hours of a complete Nookatine fit.

by Smoothrob July 13, 2011