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skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.
Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.
by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016
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Meat puppet

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter
by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021
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Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam
In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."
by #Bam! March 31, 2022
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Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.
You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..
by Q-XIII February 24, 2022
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Meat Puppet

An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
by llamas007 February 2, 2013
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The Stinky Puppet

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"
Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!
by studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010
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Puppet Show

Sex act where a female riding a male in the cowgirl position is still visible behind a cover like a sheet, shower curtain, or door, as her head pokes above the obstacle.
A couple was fucking right behind the window, you can tell because the woman was periodically bouncing into view, it was a real puppet show.
by Moby Huge February 10, 2019
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