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Tinder Lag

When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.
Bro, I've had hard Tinder Lag ever since passing 11,005 matches
by Big Titted Grandma September 25, 2018
mugGet the Tinder Lagmug.

Lag Fag

A scroller or flooder in an online chat room. Someone that sends large amounts of text to lag others on the same server.
Dude, that lag fag just crashed the server connection!
by Dakota January 28, 2005
mugGet the Lag Fagmug.

Lag Slag

Female companion which is often phoned to meet up for casual sex when drunk or (lagging)...

The Lag Slag is often lacking in attractiveness and happy oblige as she is doesn't often get laid.

No means of contact is then made to the lag slag until you are lagging again.
Q.What did you do last night bruv?

A. Got pissed up and met my Lag slag..
by George a Johnson July 15, 2007
mugGet the Lag Slagmug.

drug lag

A disruption of sleep patterns caused by the inability to sleep one night due to the prolonged or excessive use of certain drugs, typically stimulants such as speed or coffee.

Similar to jet lag, only much harder to explain to loved ones.
"I did some speed on Saturday night. Now it's 6 am on Tuesday morning, and my drug lagged self is posting some stupid definition on UrbanDictionary.com."
by TwiceBjørn™ January 17, 2005
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Lag Fag

A man that realizes he is gay halfway through the life cycle of a typical American Male. This person will usually come out of the closet after they have already had children and a stable Career. The rest is nothing but pure akwardness.
Me: Dude John Travolta is gay!!!
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag
by itsdoubleD January 17, 2011
mugGet the Lag Fagmug.

Bitch Lag

The time span in a woman's cycle between the point where she is actually a bitch and the point she realizes that she is a bitch.
I'm currently in the dog house until Lleona realizes bitch lag has passed.
by SkankyClam August 19, 2016
mugGet the Bitch Lagmug.

Het lag

When you grow up thinking you’re straight but you end up not
Man, I had so much het lag when I was little.
by Karma Wolffe May 29, 2020
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