Stinky shoulder

When you are carrying a girl on your shoulders and she farts.

Yo Angelo, stacy gave me a stinky shoulder at the concert last night

by miki_kimi123 February 23, 2020

shoulder with the kids

If someone is "shoulder with the kids", it's the opposite of hip with the kids. They're behind the times, lame-o, or droll.
You might be shoulder with the kids if you use the word "droll" and confidently know what it means.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

by Zuppamon January 25, 2019

Shoulder-Shrine

The creation of a makeshift shrine or gravsite on the shoulder of the highway or road where the person died, usually traffic related deaths.

Jane put some new flowers at the shoulder-shrine she made for her dead husband on highway 101.

by G. Robertson January 6, 2008

Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

Shoulder Touch

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.

“You know about the shoulder touch?”
“Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”

by zestyfr July 9, 2023

brown shoulders

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

by Yugemos September 23, 2013