grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

by Msyew October 6, 2015

Napkining

The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.

Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…

Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.

by Copppertoan December 18, 2021

booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.

My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021

Taser Napkin

Another name for a Stingray

Look at them Taser Napkins swimming by.

by FaZe_Burnana May 22, 2022

Napkin holder

A female when she's on her period

I need extra pads because of this heavy flow, I'm like a napkin holder.

by Boni Jo August 23, 2025

wing napkin

When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.

Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.

by 3rayif November 28, 2016