daddy napkins

The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.
*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?
by Xboxgamertags December 18, 2013
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pister napkin

Graffiti we found in New Orleans - Synonym for fucking

Can be used interchangeably as different verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and any other part of speech.

Pister napkin is a universal term that has many meanings.

One who is described by Pister napkin can mean ugly, hot, wise, dumb, and many things.

This word can be used as a synonym for anything you like.
That’s not very pister napkin of you!

You’re being Pister napkin right now.

I hate you, you stupid Pister napkin
by Psuedonem March 14, 2023
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grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger
When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face
by Msyew August 26, 2015
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pee napkin

a fresh nap, ALSO known as toilet paper, but y know
OMG GUYS I JUST GOT 1111111111111100101010101010101 PEE NAPKINS!!!
by wlibuer October 21, 2021
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napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit
Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.
by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023
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crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus
His crotch napkin tickled me
by kiitty December 17, 2014
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fold a napkin

Spreading large labia one at a time to each side.
Man I had to fold a napkin to get to the main course.
by Fastfrigate March 16, 2018
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