booty napkins

Toilet Paper.

I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.

by jenwongtattoos November 7, 2017

Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016

Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 16, 2014

napkins whore

- The one who is using too much napkins in the coffee shops or restaurants

- The one who always finish the napkins in your place

- Jack is such a napkins whore, he ordered a bottle of water , he took 10 napkins with it!

-Friend1: I can’t believe that, Sally finished the napkins when she came over!
Friend 2: AGAIN!! Well! She’s being a napkins whore as usual!

by M.DERZ December 13, 2020

beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

by Msyew October 6, 2015