Putting hot cheese on a partners butthole while they have black beans in their mouth during a 69 position while a mariachi band plays and a rooster must be present in the same room.
by Taquito slayer January 26, 2017

English autocorrect's idea of the German phrase "gute Nacht" (good night). Originally noted by the American foreign exchange students of 2016. Now used colloquially as a farewell between bilingualists.
>And, how goes?
<Must and self
>Runs
<...This conversation makes no sense in English. I'm going to bed
>Gluten Nachos
<||
<Must and self
>Runs
<...This conversation makes no sense in English. I'm going to bed
>Gluten Nachos
<||
by Nightshadee April 15, 2017

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.
by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011

An expression used when something upsetting is about to happen. Used as a joke to lighten the mood and to prep someone when shit’s about to go down.
Girl 1: Let’s watch The Notebook!
Girl 2: Oh god, let me make nachos first.
Girlfriend: Babe, we need to talk…
Boyfriend: About what?
Girlfriend: Let me make some nachos for you first.
Boyfriend: oh shit
Girl 2: Oh god, let me make nachos first.
Girlfriend: Babe, we need to talk…
Boyfriend: About what?
Girlfriend: Let me make some nachos for you first.
Boyfriend: oh shit
by Ravshasrektme November 4, 2017

A nacho party consists of the following:
- you must plan a party and invite lots of your friends
- none of these friends show up
- you sit alone in the bathroom and cry and eat nachos and your tears mix with the nacho cheese
- you must plan a party and invite lots of your friends
- none of these friends show up
- you sit alone in the bathroom and cry and eat nachos and your tears mix with the nacho cheese
by SilverMiner January 3, 2017
