arizona muppet

During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!

Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!

by AzRev January 30, 2022

Trump Muppet

Complete dick with verbal diarrhea comments that are mouthed without thinking of the consequences.

What a complete Trump Muppet. You're a dick and a complete waste of time. Why should we listen to your shit.

by realkiwidude2 May 2, 2020

Muppet Rejects

Muppet Rejects are certain people that look so horrible even the muppets would reject them...

It's those damn muppet rejects trying to get with me again!

by Precious Sunrise April 15, 2011

Gay Muppet

A person with facial hair or hair on their balls.

Marilyn Manson referred to the producer as a gay muppet and kicked him off the set.

by asuz April 30, 2012

Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

Muppet juice

Muppet juice is another word for meth. When meth addicts lose their teeth( and most do) they look like Muppets (puppets made famous by Jim Henson. Such as the Muppets and fragil rock)

Meth being the "juice" that causes this. "Muppet effect"

*** your average junkie...(" hey man I need a lol Muppet juice , can you front me a $20 til I get my check cashed at 5 tonight?? I'll pay you this time you have my word"

by Bluemnmz777 January 14, 2020

Muppet Handjob

Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.

Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!

What's that?

Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.

by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019