The Maryland Mount

When a partner shoves a flesh light up their partners ass and uses the flesh light to pleasure them selves

Mark: Hey Maddy, you up to try The Maryland Mount tonight?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Lovely!

by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018

Mount Washmore

That giant pile of clothes on your bedroom floor waiting for you to do laundry.

Yeah he was going to scale Mount Washmore today

by Crusty Knight March 22, 2011

Mount Vesuvius

When you shotgun a red bull or monster energy drink during the act of masterbation

The last time I was yachakin' I tried a Mount Vesuvius

by Ballsdeep07 May 2, 2018

mount olive

Where people think owning a jeep is a personality trait. This sophmore group think they are the shit for being friends with a guatemalan refugee who was held back and will be turning 18 next year. They also post photos of other people’s boyfriends and have no personality they have to steal the junior classes.

You moved to Mount Olive? Go back to where you came from.

by soccerfifacup117 May 27, 2020

Mount Puji

An enormous colon-print sufficiently voluminous so as to create an island of feces in the commode. Adding to the pain of the inescapable burn of the high-friction exit, seconds after said mountain is created, the crafter is further penalized by the extreme stench that accompanies the exposed fecal surface area.

After an insane night of drinking, I often create a Mount Puji.

by James M Bryan March 26, 2013

Mount Trinity

A rather large hill that eats small children as they run up. This is the last frontier in the world or X-country running being rather steep and long. Spectators usually gather along the sides of this incline to watch as runners armed with running spikes and climbing picks challenge the near 90° vertical grade. This Mountain is the home many annual CISAA runs including the X-Country finals at the end of the fall sport season. Is is common knowledge that many people attempt the hill only to take a very long time and, or even possibly fail.

Damn, we have to run up mount trinity? Better pack a lunch, it's going to be a long hike.

by HardCoreRunner41 September 16, 2013

Mount Vagsuvius

The act of placing a mentos in a vagina, followed by Diet coke while aiming the vagina towards the partner's open mouth.

Sometimes the woman may prefer to yell "weeeee" while erupting.

I went to go down on dat ho, but she surprised me by blowing a Mount Vagsuvius right in my mouth.

by Vagexpert February 11, 2022