Monti

Monti’s are usually a shy person but they have a sexy body and they attract alot of men, once you get to know them they open up and they are caring and lovely!

(1) person; Oh my god look a model!
(2) person; that’s definitely a monti.

by Savqiny August 13, 2023

Monty

A smart, funny and goofy person that loves to joke around. He may seem to act weird, but that's his way of showing his self confidence. Monty may act all popular and cool, however underneath all that is his soft side. He's nothing like you would think. If you ever meet a monty, just know that you're life is blessed. Don't ever underestimate the GOAT. Montys priority is his family. Mess with his family, Especially his cousins, you would wish that you weren't here. Close family over luxury. Overall, if you ever meet a monty don't be shy to hang out with him. He's as goofy as the left over poop in your toilet.

Monty: NEAH
Girl: Ow why you hit me
Monty: *weird noises*

by cHicKen pHat pHat January 1, 2021

Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.

Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.

by Holawel December 13, 2010

Bobbly Montys

When areolas are excited the Montgomery Glands bobbly up!

LivelyDk noticed Daisys was excited to see him while on cam because she had lovely Bobbly Montys

by LivelyDK October 13, 2025

Monty

A Monty is where you spell a word so horrendously wrong that it no longer resembles any known language

Darren: You looking forward to going to Snutrimpa?
Me: Huh?
Darren: I meant America
Me: You've done a Monty

by DabDaddy6223 June 4, 2023

Monty

(verb)- The act of working from home

I am going to take off and Monty

by Pseuduh Name January 8, 2022

Monty Ammar

The name for an elusive human species patchily distributed across the UK.

Considered the strongest, most intelligent and most visually appealing of all the humans.

IUCN status: Near Threatened

CITES APPENDIX 1

Monty Ammar is a fucking legend to be fair

by montyx23 March 24, 2023