Monk off

The act of female masturbation

Oh shit did you see her I totally walked in on her trying to monk off to iron man 3

by Tonata April 05, 2015

velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

Bruh Monke

Bruh monke, no further explanation.

But seriously bro, its bruh monke.

by Durrunited November 14, 2020

Dreaded Monk

Dreaded Monk is a noob commonly found in Old School Runescape, despite being maxed while having possibly the worst game knowledge, often blaming a cat for their lack of skill.

"see that dreaded monk over there? what a noob."

by DreadedMonksCat April 11, 2023

monke sex

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex

i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger

by clayify April 24, 2021

chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.

how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.

by yomikey75 March 21, 2009

False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.

Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.

by Dnkdnk May 06, 2008